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Mean Green Bar
🍃 Net Weight: 4 oz | 113 g
🌙 Mean Green Bar | Night Collection
The height of nighttime recovery. The Mean Green Bar is a specialist antioxidant formula engineered to "undo" the environmental damage of the day while you sleep. We’ve elevated this recipe by completely swapping out plain water for 100% pure Green Tea Leaf Water—naturally packed with powerful antioxidants to calm active skin inflammation and fight off oxidative stress caused by city pollution and harsh hard-water minerals. Built on a luxury, heavy-butter lipid blend of organic Shea and premium Mango Seed butters, this bar blankets your skin in a rich, lotion-like lather. Enhanced with pure Honey to deeply lock in moisture, it supports your skin’s natural overnight regeneration process, leaving you feeling perfectly restored, soft, and shielded by morning. 🌌✨
🍃 The Nighttime Recovery Breakdown
🍃 The Antioxidant Base – Real Green Tea Leaf Water replaces plain water to instantly soothe redness, combat free radicals, and fight off hard water irritation.
🧼 The Luxury Lipid Blend Saponified Olive oil, Coconut oil, Shea butter, and Mango Seed butter create an ultra-creamy, deeply conditioning, and non-stripping wash.
🍯 The Nighttime Humectant – Pure Honey acts as a rich moisture lock, supporting your skin barrier's natural nighttime repair cycle.
🛡️ The Structural Guard – Stearic Acid ensures your premium artisan bar remains firm, long-lasting, and resists turning into mush in your soap dish.
🫧 The Lather Booster – Raw Sugar naturally supercharges and stabilizes a dense, pillowy, velvet-like cloud of bubbles.
🌊 The Pore Detox – Mineral-rich Sea Salt clarifies the skin while providing structural hardness to the soap.
🎨 The Earth Pigments – Swirled with ethical micas and mineral iron oxides to give the bar its gorgeous, deep botanical mood.
💡 Pro-Tips & Safety Advisory
“The ultimate evening skin treatment. Use this antioxidant-packed bar in a warm night shower to sweep away environmental pollutants and prep your skin barrier for overnight sleep recovery.” 🌙🛁
💡 Pro Tip: For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Perform a quick 24-hour patch test before full-body use to ensure compatibility with your skin's unique rhythm.
INGREDIENTS: Camellia Sinensis (Green Tea) Leaf Water, Sodium Olivate (Olive Oil), Sodium Cocoate (Coconut Oil), Sodium Shea Butterate (Shea Butter), Sodium Mangoseedate (Mango Seed Butter), Sodium Stearate (Stearic Acid), Glycerin, Mel (Honey), Sucrose (Sugar), Sodium Chloride (Salt), Fragrance. May Contain: Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxides, Tin Oxide, Gold.
⚠️ FACILITY NOTE: Handcrafted in a specialist facility that handles Peanuts and Walnut derivatives.
📜 LEGAL DISCLAIMER: These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Artisan handcrafted product; slight variations in color and texture are natural.
🟢 A Note on the "Groin Zone" for this Bar:
This bar sits perfectly inside your Green Zone (Body & Underarms)! Because you completely avoided high-tingle, micro-inflammatory essential oils (like peppermint, eucalyptus, or tea tree) and built the bar around skin-calming green tea, honey, and ultra-rich plant butters, it is exceptionally mild. It won't cause any chemical stinging or burning on thin skin, making it an incredible full-body luxury asset for your nighttime collection.
🍃 Net Weight: 4 oz | 113 g
🌙 Mean Green Bar | Night Collection
The height of nighttime recovery. The Mean Green Bar is a specialist antioxidant formula engineered to "undo" the environmental damage of the day while you sleep. We’ve elevated this recipe by completely swapping out plain water for 100% pure Green Tea Leaf Water—naturally packed with powerful antioxidants to calm active skin inflammation and fight off oxidative stress caused by city pollution and harsh hard-water minerals. Built on a luxury, heavy-butter lipid blend of organic Shea and premium Mango Seed butters, this bar blankets your skin in a rich, lotion-like lather. Enhanced with pure Honey to deeply lock in moisture, it supports your skin’s natural overnight regeneration process, leaving you feeling perfectly restored, soft, and shielded by morning. 🌌✨
🍃 The Nighttime Recovery Breakdown
🍃 The Antioxidant Base – Real Green Tea Leaf Water replaces plain water to instantly soothe redness, combat free radicals, and fight off hard water irritation.
🧼 The Luxury Lipid Blend Saponified Olive oil, Coconut oil, Shea butter, and Mango Seed butter create an ultra-creamy, deeply conditioning, and non-stripping wash.
🍯 The Nighttime Humectant – Pure Honey acts as a rich moisture lock, supporting your skin barrier's natural nighttime repair cycle.
🛡️ The Structural Guard – Stearic Acid ensures your premium artisan bar remains firm, long-lasting, and resists turning into mush in your soap dish.
🫧 The Lather Booster – Raw Sugar naturally supercharges and stabilizes a dense, pillowy, velvet-like cloud of bubbles.
🌊 The Pore Detox – Mineral-rich Sea Salt clarifies the skin while providing structural hardness to the soap.
🎨 The Earth Pigments – Swirled with ethical micas and mineral iron oxides to give the bar its gorgeous, deep botanical mood.
💡 Pro-Tips & Safety Advisory
“The ultimate evening skin treatment. Use this antioxidant-packed bar in a warm night shower to sweep away environmental pollutants and prep your skin barrier for overnight sleep recovery.” 🌙🛁
💡 Pro Tip: For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Perform a quick 24-hour patch test before full-body use to ensure compatibility with your skin's unique rhythm.
INGREDIENTS: Camellia Sinensis (Green Tea) Leaf Water, Sodium Olivate (Olive Oil), Sodium Cocoate (Coconut Oil), Sodium Shea Butterate (Shea Butter), Sodium Mangoseedate (Mango Seed Butter), Sodium Stearate (Stearic Acid), Glycerin, Mel (Honey), Sucrose (Sugar), Sodium Chloride (Salt), Fragrance. May Contain: Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxides, Tin Oxide, Gold.
⚠️ FACILITY NOTE: Handcrafted in a specialist facility that handles Peanuts and Walnut derivatives.
📜 LEGAL DISCLAIMER: These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Artisan handcrafted product; slight variations in color and texture are natural.
🟢 A Note on the "Groin Zone" for this Bar:
This bar sits perfectly inside your Green Zone (Body & Underarms)! Because you completely avoided high-tingle, micro-inflammatory essential oils (like peppermint, eucalyptus, or tea tree) and built the bar around skin-calming green tea, honey, and ultra-rich plant butters, it is exceptionally mild. It won't cause any chemical stinging or burning on thin skin, making it an incredible full-body luxury asset for your nighttime collection.

